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America’s 10 Most Confusing Traffic Signs

  1. Official Meaning of Sign: There is a traffic circle up ahead.
    Unofficial Meaning of Sign to Us: OMG, circles are awesome and everywhere. Let’s do a circle right now!
    Where it’s Located: Allaire Circle on Route 34, New Jersey
  2. Official Meaning of Sign: Yield to bikes when approaching the new lane.
    Unofficial Meaning of Sign to Us: Yield to people doing wheelies, backwards, into traffic.
    Where it’s Located: Seattle, Washington
  3. Official Meaning of Sign: Stop and then, as you proceed, do not stop. If you are a commercial vehicle you can actually stop, though it says you can’t, on the right side for 30 minutes.
    Unofficial Meaning of Sign to Us: Just slowly roll through, trying to load or unload for no longer than 30 minutes.
    Where it’s Located: Fresno, California

  4. Official Meaning of Sign: You can only turn left if there isn’t much traffic on a street called “Aviation.”
    Unofficial Meaning of Sign to Us: As this photo is near the airport, if you don’t know “Aviation St.” is a thoroughfare, the sign means “look up to see how many planes are landing or taking off before attempting a left.” If you know “Aviation” is a road try explaining to the police officer what your definition of “very light” is.
    Where it’s Located: Los Angeles, California
  5. Official Meaning of Sign: Go straight for Montreal Avenue, the other direction for Montreal Way and take a left for Montreal Circle.
    Unofficial Meaning of Sign to Us: People in St. Paul, Minnesota are not exceptionally creative.
    Where it’s Located: St. Paul, Minnesota
  6. Official Meaning of Sign: The right three lanes are open during rush hour, the right line is only open from 3:30 pm to 9:30 pm except for that period between 6:30 in the morning and 9:30 at night. The right two lanes are open from 9:30 pm to 6:30 am. The far left lane is lava (we think).
    Unofficial Meaning of Sign to Us: City planners in the District of Columbia either do not understand the difference between am and pm or it’s up to drivers to guess which lanes are open when. The far left lane is lava (yeah, we’re sticking to this).
    Where it’s Located: Washington, D.C.

  7. Official Meaning of Sign: Trucks over 10,000 pounds are not permitted to turn around — maybe?
    Unofficial Meaning of Sign to Us: Big trucks are not allowed to drive on their roofs. Big trucks are not allowed to flip over. Everyone else is either allowed to drive on their roofs or flip over.
    Where it’s Located: Seattle, WA

One Response to “America’s 10 Most Confusing Traffic Signs”

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    svea:

    Ok Kev these are hilarious!!!!! Ha HA HA1-

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